Sunday, May 28, 2006

All About Me And My Greatness

Hello Inferior Beings, this is Dave Thompson, a.k.a Dave the Superior. This is the place for me to vent my feelings of rage at the rest of the insignificant population of this world.

Just yesterday, I was sitting around feeling better than everyone else, and my "friends"(so they call themselves) were wishing they were more like me, when I looked in the mirror and realized why I was so great. I'm going to put a picture up here to show you, but I'll have to blur it up so you won't go blind from the dazzling beauty.

My Greatness

Well, I could go on typing all day, due to my massive hand muscle strength, but I'm tired of sharing the workings of my enormous brain with you peons.

Next Post: We'll explore my past, and explore just what has made me into the great person I am today.


Captain Peabody said...

Wow, Dave, you are so great! I feel honored just to be able to read the same words you've written.

Captain Awesome said...

Dave, i think you underestimate most other people. Instead of having a 4x5 rectangle of colored boxes representing you, I bet that a 5x6 rectangle would be safe for most people to see and not be struck blind from your blinding good looks.6x6 would be pushing it though.