Just yesterday, I was sitting around feeling better than everyone else, and my "friends"(so they call themselves) were wishing they were more like me, when I looked in the mirror and realized why I was so great. I'm going to put a picture up here to show you, but I'll have to blur it up so you won't go blind from the dazzling beauty.
Well, I could go on typing all day, due to my massive hand muscle strength, but I'm tired of sharing the workings of my enormous brain with you peons.
-Dave
Next Post: We'll explore my past, and explore just what has made me into the great person I am today.
1 comment:
Dave, i think you underestimate most other people. Instead of having a 4x5 rectangle of colored boxes representing you, I bet that a 5x6 rectangle would be safe for most people to see and not be struck blind from your blinding good looks.6x6 would be pushing it though.
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