Monday, April 09, 2007

Like Sheep To the Slaughter

Today, while looking in the mirror and admiring myself, I realized that everyone else in the world matters not.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

American Idol, American Shmidol

You know, I think American Idol is pretty dumb. I mean, it's bad enough to worship stupid little idols of gods without practically drooling over some people who God gave a nice voice. And those judges, I mean, puuh-lease, do you really think they have any freedom over what they say; NO!! It's all scripted out. Randy is the nice dude who tells it like it is, the girl(can't remember her name) is the nice one who never wants to hurt anyone, and Simon is the mean man. I mean, he would say the Beatles lacked oomph and were just plain horrible if they got up in front of him. And then the narrator dude, I hate the way they try to draw out the suspense when they're kicking someone out. (They need half an hour of show to air, so that's the way they fill it.)

The narrator dude with the nice little goatee* says: "And you are.......not.......going home, you are safe!!!"

Ooh you had me there.

He should say: "And you are not surely ever not not going home."

And then make them figure it out. And if they get it wrong, they have to go home.

Besides, should I ever go on there, I think we all know who would win. Simon would loose his job cause he would have to complement me evertime I sang, and that's not what's in his contract.

*He has to trim his facial hair that way, it's in his contract.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

What Are You Talking About

So some have accused me of not posting as often as need be, and I profusely deny that. I am Dave, need I say any more??

But I mean, is it really necessary to pour out myself into this scrap of 0's and 1's. Eventually, Google will be sued and lose, will be sold, and then who knows if they won't erase all blog entries of everyone who won't pay them some money.

After all, eventually, the world will end, and the earth will boil away into a deep nothing. What then?

Just a thought.

Dave the Great