tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28893303.post4332767951235091564..comments2023-06-23T07:23:47.840-07:00Comments on The World From MY Point Of View: In Response, Plus, Some New MaterialDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02564263924466945401noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28893303.post-21045026379144343022009-09-15T19:19:50.220-07:002009-09-15T19:19:50.220-07:00I apologize profusely for my mistake in calculatio...I apologize profusely for my mistake in calculations. I told at least ten million people to surprise you for your birthday, but you got taken into the hospital and they were refused entrance because they weren't your family. I have come to understand that you are indeed correct about steps 7-9, but I also realized that I don't need to be great, I can just remain AwesomeCaptain Awesomenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28893303.post-83649847369317633202009-09-15T11:27:20.279-07:002009-09-15T11:27:20.279-07:00D.A.V.E., D.A.V.E., D.A.V.E.
I was there. I was!...D.A.V.E., D.A.V.E., D.A.V.E.<br /><br />I was there. I was! I was on the OTHER side of Times Square. I was forced to park my extravagantly large gift in an out-of-the-way alleyway to avoid local law enforcement harassment, but they were occupied with the fact that someone had been ran over by a bus. I was confused as to why you didn't show up, and only assumed it was because you had glimpsed your tremendously expensive gift from across the Square and made a break for it because you hated it so much. I gave it to the homeless guy who was using it for shelter from the blazing sun. <br /><br />He said thank you.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11246122385089432928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28893303.post-47466671861056365252009-09-12T19:27:20.496-07:002009-09-12T19:27:20.496-07:00Dear Sir.
I wish to offer a formal apology for no...Dear Sir.<br /><br />I wish to offer a formal apology for not attending your Birthday Extravaganza on the first of August, 2009. While I was not among those to miscalculate the date of your nativity, I was unfortunately not in possession of sufficient funds to travel to New York on the appropriate date. Several people of my acquaintance, however, were planning to travel to New York for the occasion, and had bought several hundred pounds of firecrackers with which to celebrate the anniversary of your birth. However, they seemed to be under the mistaken impression that your birthday was on January 1st, and not the first of August. I was, unfortunately, unable to disabuse them of this notion. Perhaps, in the future, you might wish to make a more explicit statement regarding the date of your nativity celebration, with helpful reminders leading up to the big day. <br />I hope you will accept my apologies, and my deepest condolence on the loss of your friend, Mr. Big Spider. <br />I am, as always, yours,<br /><br />-NathanCaptain Peabodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15649162745798097841noreply@blogger.com